(slightly off pitch)
happy birthday to you,
(a little more off pitch and slight squeal)
happy birthday to Kristi,
(going soprano with ear piercing squeal -
animals are scared)
happy birthday to you
(coming back down to human
sound levels but still way off key)
I love you!!
ah yes, don't you miss the '90's?!
(and no, that ain't no stinkin mullet!)
